New Year's Resolutions:

- Post your resolutions on time this year. Damnation.
- Learn something new.
- Expand your research beyond simians. Dolphins, maybe?
- Cut down on the tv dinners. You know what that garbage is made out of, stop eating it.

In more recent news: success! I have grafted the hindquarters of a rhesus monkey to a miniaturized EMP cannon to create a gun that walks itself onto the battlefield. And auto-targets both the groin and the eyes. A few niggling immune system issues remain, but all in due time. Now, to figure out what to do with the rest of my sectioned simians. Then I can wrap up this little tangent and get back to work on the Project.

... I'm nearly out of frozen dinners again. I'll have to leave the lab. (Final resolution: don't resort to eating what's left of those monkeys. Even if it's likely a foreign delicacy.)